all we ever see of stars are their old photographs.

I heard somewhere Barnes & Noble pulled Watchmen from its shelves. Something to do with that Kindle thing. Now. Call me old-fashioned, but who the hell wants to read a graphic novel on a goddamn piece of plastic?

... Definitely call me old-fashioned. Next thing you know, I'll be shouting at you kids to get off my lawn. Funny how I wouldn't even need a shotgun to threaten you with. Wait, nope. Not funny. Just sad.

I'm starting to think that this'd be a good year to stay inside for Halloween. Forgo trick-'r-treating in favor of those scary movies you kids all love. Guess that makes me a little superstitious, but considering everything that's been happenin' this year, better safe than sorry, huh? You can never be too careful.

Today appears to be the day that I involve myself on these boards, when something in my future becomes present, becomes past. It's all one and the same to me, but perhaps that's beyond your understanding. Linear time is a comfort. I won't take that away from you.

Hello. My name is Dante Mazzetti, special agent for the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I have recently been reassigned to our Reincarnate Division, where apparently my particular talents are required. I, however, am not here to warn you. I merely wish to inform you. Things will be different now, in ways I can't even begin to explain. Life is nothing short of a miracle, and I'm here to protect it. I encourage you to think of that before you decide to imitate your favorite comic book villains. It won't end well for you.

Thank you for your time. Be safe, everyone.